• Error 13: Illegal brain function. Process terminated.
• REALITY.DAT not found. Attempting to restore Universe......
• REALITY.SYS Corrupted - Unable to recover Universe
• Press Esc key to reboot Universe, or any other key to continue...
• REALITY.SYS corrupted- reboot Universe (Y/N)?
• USER ERROR: replace user and press any key to continue.
• Volume in Drive C: TOO_LOUD!
• Press [ESC] to detonate or any other key to explode.
• BREAKFAST.COM halted... cereal port not responding!
• Virus detected! P)our chicken soup on motherboard?
• Signature not found! reformat hard drive? [Yn]
• Backup not found! A)bort, R)etry or P)anic?
• Spellchecker not found. Press -- to continue ...
• A)bort, R)etry or S)elf-destruct?
• A)bort, R)etry, I)gnore, V)alium?
• A)bort, R)etry, I)nfluence with large hammer.
• A)bort, R)etry, P)ee in drive door
• Backup not found: A)bort, R)etry, M)assive heart failure?
• Bad command or file name. Go stand in the corner.
• Close your eyes and press escape three times.
• DYNAMIC LINKING ERROR: Your mistake is now everywhere.
• Computer possessed? Try DEVICE=C:\EXOR.SYS
• SENILE.COM found... Out Of Memory.
• APATHY ERROR: Don't bother striking any key.
• ZAP! Process discontinued. Enter any 12-digit prime number to resume.

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