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Microsoft Slogans
 
  • Double your drive space: delete Windows!
  • Ever noticed how fast Windows runs? Hey, neither did I!
  • Windows Multitasking: screwing up several things at once
  • Windows: just another pain in the glass
  • Windows NT: Windows Nice Try
  • Windows: Turn your Pentium into an XT...
  • Windows: The Gates of Hell
  • Windows: The colourful clown suit for DOS
  • Windows: so intuitive you only need 3Mb of help files
  • Windows: XT emulator for an AT
  • Windows NT: Insert wallet into Drive A and press any key to empty
  • Windows is for fun, OS/2 is for getting things done
  • Windows 95: New look, same multicrashing
  • Windows isn't a virus, viruses actually do something
  • OS/2 VirusScan - "Windows found: Remove it? [Y,n]"
  • Difference between a virus and windows ? Viruses rarely fail
  • Windows: From the people who brought you EDLIN
  • Time on your hands? Get Windows!
  • Microsoft Windows: a virus with mouse support
  • Sorry, this virus requires Microsoft Windows 3.x
  • A computer without Windows is like a fish without a bicycle
  • Are you using Windows or is that just an XT?
  • Bang on the left side of your computer to restart Windows
  • Breaking Windows isn't just for kids anymore ...
  • Bugs come in through open Windows
  • DOS 6.0 and Windows 3.1: a turtle and its shell
  • DOS is just an operating system that runs Windows 3.1
  • Data to Picard: "No Captain, I do not run Windows."
  • Error #152 - Windows not found: (C)heer (P)arty (D)ance
  • Error 005: Windows loading. Come back tomorrow
  • Have you crashed your Windows today?
  • If Windows is user friendly, why do you need a 678 page manual?
  • Masochist: Windows programmer with a smile
  • New from McAfee - WinScan: removes all Windows programs

 

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