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- Double your drive space: delete Windows!
- Ever noticed how fast Windows runs? Hey, neither did I!
- Windows Multitasking: screwing up several things at once
- Windows: just another pain in the glass
- Windows NT: Windows Nice Try
- Windows: Turn your Pentium into an XT...
- Windows: The Gates of Hell
- Windows: The colourful clown suit for DOS
- Windows: so intuitive you only need 3Mb of help files
- Windows: XT emulator for an AT
- Windows NT: Insert wallet into Drive A and press any key to empty
- Windows is for fun, OS/2 is for getting things done
- Windows 95: New look, same multicrashing
- Windows isn't a virus, viruses actually do something
- OS/2 VirusScan - "Windows found: Remove it? [Y,n]"
- Difference between a virus and windows ? Viruses rarely fail
- Windows: From the people who brought you EDLIN
- Time on your hands? Get Windows!
- Microsoft Windows: a virus with mouse support
- Sorry, this virus requires Microsoft Windows 3.x
- A computer without Windows is like a fish without a bicycle
- Are you using Windows or is that just an XT?
- Bang on the left side of your computer to restart Windows
- Breaking Windows isn't just for kids anymore ...
- Bugs come in through open Windows
- DOS 6.0 and Windows 3.1: a turtle and its shell
- DOS is just an operating system that runs Windows 3.1
- Data to Picard: "No Captain, I do not run Windows."
- Error #152 - Windows not found: (C)heer (P)arty (D)ance
- Error 005: Windows loading. Come back tomorrow
- Have you crashed your Windows today?
- If Windows is user friendly, why do you need a 678 page manual?
- Masochist: Windows programmer with a smile
- New from McAfee - WinScan: removes all Windows programs
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